BLESSED BE THE CARTER FAMILY. THEY HAVE BROUGHT THE SAVIORS OF THE UNIVERSE INTO THE WORLD, AND NOW WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THEIR NAMES.
Beyonc, JAY-Z and Blue Ivy Carter recently welcomed the twins and I haven’t stopped sobbing ever since.
OK, fine, I haven’t stopped sobbing since Beyonc announced her pregnancy on February 1. She is my lord. She is my light. She is my savior.
And now, there are rumors about the names of the twins, so fans are wondering what those names mean.
I’m not going to ask if you’re ready for this, because no one is.
The names of the twins are Kelly and Michelle.
LOL JK. I’m sorry, but I had to make that joke. OK, moving on.
The REAL names of the twins are Bey and Yonc.
The REALLLL names of the twins are Red and Green.
THAT WAS THE LAST ONE, I SWEAR.
I’VE BEEN WAITING A REALLY LONG TIME TO MAKE THESE JOKES.
According to The Hollywood Gossip,a source at the hospital says the twins are reportedly named Sean and Bea (pronounced Bee).
Hollywood Gossip reports the spelling is Sean, however, according toHollywood Life,it’s spelled Shawn, after JAY-Z’s real name, Shawn Carter.
The outlets report their daughter’s name is Bea, after Beyonc’s nickname.
Elite Daily reached out to Beyonce and JAY-Z’s teams for confirmation of the names but did not hear back by the time of publication.
It’s pretty obvious what these names mean, since they’re literally named after their parents, but ARE THESE EVEN THEIR REAL NAMES?
If they are, I’d like to point out that my second guess was pretty freakin’ close!!!!!
Bey Bea the difference doesn’t matter. She still named the baby girl after herself!!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!! I’M CLAIMING THIS VICTORY!!!!
Fans are now reacting to the news on Twitter, the BeyHive’s one true home.
I am not OK. I have never been OK. I will never be OK. THIS IS THE END OF ME.
Beyonc and JAY-Z literally named their twins after themselves. That’s some kind oftwin-ception. I’m done.
Congratulations, Queen Bey, you and JAY-Z have singlehandedly saved bees from extinction. You did that.
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