Here’s some weird news you probably thought you’d never need the brain capacity to understandChrissy Teigen is like, down to be Kim Kardashian’s surrogate. Chrissy “I’m chill with my husband’s ex-girlfriends” Teigen would knowinglyand gladlyput Kim and Kanye’s respective egg and sperm inside of her belly and cook said egg and sperm for nine months. (That’s how pregnancy works right? \_()_/)
Anyways, I guess word got around that Kim was all like “I don’t want to have a baby because remember my cankles?” Or something about actual health concerns. IDK. Semantics.
So, naturally, Chrissy Teigen told that she would happily carry Kim Kardashian’s third and frankly unnecessary child. “I would be her surrogate in a second,” she said, salivating at the mouth.
She added, “Yes, I really enjoyed the pregnancy processI loved it.” Was it because you got to eat so much, Chrissy? No offense. We just all know how much you love food and that seems like the literal only reason why someone would “love” being inflicted with a human baby parasite for most of one calendar year.